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jakia ([personal profile] jakia) wrote in [community profile] openingyourselfuptojoy2012-08-29 10:52 am
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AU Thursday: What if...

Time to bring out the biggest of the AUs, what fanfiction was made for: the What If AU.

What if Artie could walk? What if Kurt was straight? What if Sue was the glee coach instead of Schuester?

Bring any and all what if questions you might have, and we'll discuss them here!
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Re: Headcanon

[personal profile] likeasouffle 2012-08-31 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
If Kurt was straight, he would have gone out with Mercedes in season one and they would have been adorable. And she would have encouraged his awesome fashion choices and not given a crap what anyone had to say about her hot straight boyfriend's corsets and brooches. And I would have shipped it hardcore.
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Re: Headcanon

[personal profile] likeasouffle 2012-08-31 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Heee that works too! Kurt certainly understands Rachel a lot better than Finn does, and can probably cook decent vegan gourmet too.
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Re: Headcanon

[personal profile] misqueue 2012-09-02 08:51 am (UTC)(link)
I can't help but think that if Kurt were straight he may well have lost his virginity to Brittany.

And now I want to read the fic with Kurt where he has a dramatic, intense relationship with Mercedes early on that flames out, he rebounds with Britt & gets laid, then competes with Finn for Rachel and wins, and then...? somehow ends up with Blaine anyway because I can't imagine them apart IDEK, but it would be a fun AU.
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Re: Headcanon

[personal profile] likeasouffle 2012-09-02 03:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Ooooh. But why does his relationship with Mercedes flame out? In canon in didn't work because he wasn't attracted to her. Also because he was in love with Finn. Maybe it doesn't work out because he's secretly in love with Rachel. (And Mercedes busts the windows of his car.)

Maybe Blaine is a girl in this universe? Or maybe Kurt is bisexual but doesn't believe it for a long time?
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Re: Headcanon

[personal profile] likeasouffle 2012-09-02 05:38 pm (UTC)(link)
That makes a crazy amount of sense.

OMG! I love it! Orientation confusion yes yes yes. And then awkward not talking to each other, and then super hot smutty dreams, and then blushily searching for gay porn, and then fuck it I want to kiss you again. Yes. :D
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Re: Headcanon

[personal profile] misqueue 2012-09-03 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, all of this is A+, particularly the falling out with Mercedes over religion. But, OMG, angst with the timing.

...and Blaine gives him, like, the best blowjob ever in the entire history of the universe and Kurt can't get over it.